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It is rare that I receive email that I consider worthy of sharing with other people, but this I found hilarious.

Because I'm odd.

If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

**Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.
**Eisenhower has joined the game.
**paTTon has joined the game.
**Churchill has joined the game.
**benny-tow has joined the game.
**T0J0 has joined the game.
**Roosevelt has joined the game.
**Stalin has joined the game.
**deGaulle has joined the game.
**Roosevelt: hey sup
**T0J0: y0
**Stalin: hi
**Churchill: hi
**Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
**paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
**T0JO: lol
**Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
**benny-tow: haha america sux
**Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
**Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
**Stalin: cool
**deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
**Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
**Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
**Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
**Roosevelt: get antiair guns
**Churchill: i cant afford them
**benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
**paTTon: stfu
**Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
**deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
**Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
**paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
**Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
**deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
**deGaulle has left the game.**
**Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
**benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
**benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
**Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
**T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
**Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
**T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
**Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
**Hitler[AoE]: wtf
**Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
**Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
**Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
**Hitler[AoE]: t! ojo help me!
**T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
**Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
**Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
**Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
**benny-tow: haha
**benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
**T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
**Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
**Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
**Stalin: church help me
**Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
**Stalin: dont be an arss
**Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
**Eisenhower: LOL
**benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
**Hitler[AoE]: o man ur focked
**paTTon: oh what now biotch
**Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
**benny-tow has been eliminated.**
**benny-tow: lame
**Roosevelt: gj patton
**paTTon: thnx
**Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
**Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
**Eisenhower: Nuts!
**benny~tow: wtf that mean?
**Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
**paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
**Stalin: rofl
**T0J0: HAHAHHAA
**Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
**Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
**benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
**Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
**Stalin: OMG LMAO!
**Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
**Hitler[AoE] has left the game**
**paTTon: hahahhah
**T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
**benny~tow: shut up noob
**Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
**paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
**Eisenhower: yah me too
**T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
**Eisenhower: fock u
**paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
**Stalin: go to hell lol
**paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
**Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
**Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
**Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_! m4n has joined the game.*
**tru_m4n: hi all
**T0J0: hey
**Stalin: sup
**Churchill: hi
**tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
**tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
**Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
**tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
**Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
**T0J0: wtf is nukes?
**T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
**Eisenhower: awesome!
**Churchill: gg noobs no re
**T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.
**Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
**Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
**tru_m4n: l8r all
**benny~tow: bye
**Churchill: l8r
**Stalin: fock u al
**ltru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
**benny~tow: lololol u commie
**Churchill: ROFL
**Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has ! left the game.*
**Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
**paTTon: lol no1 is left
**paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
**paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*